Who are you?
Our number one goal is to provide the juiciest and most accurate1 news to you before any other news outlet! We aim to please, and if you’re not satisfied, please let us know. All news is filtered through our proprietary news verification technology2. If you find any errors, or if you find any unverifiable3 articles, contact us immediately and we’ll reimburse4 you for your trouble.
Can I submit articles?
Yes, you can. But it’s likely that your submission will be used as an example on what not to submit. Sorry.
When were you founded?
July 5th. Isn’t that crazy?
1 Accurate to the best of our knowledge.
2 Sounds fancy, huh?
3 If you can’t verify an article, either can we.
4 We’ll reimburse you with laughter.
1 Accurate to the best of our knowledge.
2 Sounds fancy, huh?
3 If you can’t verify an article, either can we.
4 We’ll reimburse you with laughter.
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